WATER IS LIFE
Cock Water
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Cock Water •
DISCOVER THE REAL DIP
A Flavour For Everyone
Acqua Gallo Classic
Our traditional cockwater is freshly dipped by one of our certified and tested cocks. For maximum taste and all the added benefits.
Acqua Gallo Vegan
Dipped with eco-friendly strap-on dildos instead of cocks, Acqua Gallo Vegan is both gender inclusive and environmentally friendly.
Acqua Gallo Zero
Not every body likes having a cock dipped in their water - we get it! That’s why we bring you Acqua Gallo Zero. Same water, no cock.
Gallo To Go
Join us for one of our cocking workshops where we introduce you to the Velazquez family secrets of premium cocking. Save the planet and cock your own drink.
Sustainability
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CRAFTED BY NATURE, TOUCHED BY MAN
Acqua Gallo flows for 18 years through the pristine Tuscan hills before it gets cocked and bottled in one of our cocking facilities. In unison with nature our bio degradable cocks ensure we serve you only the purest cockwater available on the market.
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PURITY THAT STANDS THE TEST OF TIME
We continuously test our cocks for STIs, bladder infections and smegma to ensure the purity and exclusive composition of our cockwater. This unwavering commitment to quality cocks guarantees that Acqua Gallo always has its unmistaken velvety taste.
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MAXIMUM RESPECT, MINIMUM WASTE
Not only are all our cocks biodegradable, we also run a vegan and cruetly free line with eco-friendly strap ons. Furthermore, through our absorbent reusable bottles, we guarantee that some trace elements of cock water remain. Forever. Lastly, in our Gallo To Go workshops we teach individuals to cock their own water, reducing plastic usage.
Our Story.
In the sunbaked heart of rural Spain lies a unique empire, an enduring lineage known as La Familia Velasquez. For centuries, they have devoted their lives to perfecting the art of dickstillation, incorporating secret bacteria and minerals known only to them, and aging the elixir under the magical Iberian sun.
With each passing generation, the Velasquez family maintained their commitment to repentance and rebirth. To join their ranks and learn the art of crafting Acqua Gallo, an individual must first exhibit a deep, sincere desire for self-improvement. These people, often bearing the weight of past mistakes or misfortunes, were welcomed into the Velasquez monasteries, finding a new purpose in the creation of Acqua Gallo.
"In each drop, the essence of life; in each sip, a taste of redemption."
In modern times, despite the incredible popularity of Acqua Gallo, the Velasquez family remains true to their roots. Every batch of Acqua Gallo is still made from the same frolicking cocks, hands that have chosen the path of repentance and renewal, ensuring the spirit of the drink remains pure.
And so, the empire of liquid makers thrives, sharing the taste of life, one sip at a time.